pschlieter:  LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIECE OF NATURE.  YOU BETTER HOLD THE FUCK UP BITCHES. IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING ORB WEAVER. THIS BADASS JUST SHOWED UP AT OUR PLACE OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED WEAVING GOD DAMNED ORBS LIKE IT DIDNT EVEN GIVE A FUCK. IT ALREADY KILLED A FLY AND THAT FLY MUST HAVE BEEN RETARDED AS SHIT COS THIS MOTH-FUCKER HAS GOT OUR KITCHEN WINDOW ON FUCKING LOCKDOWN. LUCKILY FOR OUR SORRY ASSES THESE BASTARDS ARE ONLY DANGEROUS TO HUMANS IF YOU’RE AT RISK OF HAVING A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU SEE HOW FUCKING HUGE THIS SILK-SHITTER IS. IT SHITS ORBS SO HARD IT LITERALLY EATS ITS OWN WEB EVERY MORNING JUST SO IT CAN BUILD ANOTHER ONE. THAT’S LIKE IF BEES BUILT A NEW HIVE EVERY DAY EXCEPT THEY CANT BECAUSE THEY SUCK AND THIS EIGHT-LEGGED CUNT DESTROYER WILL TURN THEIR BRAINS INTO A SLUSHIE AND EAT THEM LIKE AN INSECT GO-GURT. i just saw this in our window and shat myself

pschlieter:

 LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIECE OF NATURE. 

YOU BETTER HOLD THE FUCK UP BITCHES. IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING ORB WEAVER.

THIS BADASS JUST SHOWED UP AT OUR PLACE OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED WEAVING GOD DAMNED ORBS LIKE IT DIDNT EVEN GIVE A FUCK. IT ALREADY KILLED A FLY AND THAT FLY MUST HAVE BEEN RETARDED AS SHIT COS THIS MOTH-FUCKER HAS GOT OUR KITCHEN WINDOW ON FUCKING LOCKDOWN. LUCKILY FOR OUR SORRY ASSES THESE BASTARDS ARE ONLY DANGEROUS TO HUMANS IF YOU’RE AT RISK OF HAVING A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU SEE HOW FUCKING HUGE THIS SILK-SHITTER IS.

IT SHITS ORBS SO HARD IT LITERALLY EATS ITS OWN WEB EVERY MORNING JUST SO IT CAN BUILD ANOTHER ONE. THAT’S LIKE IF BEES BUILT A NEW HIVE EVERY DAY EXCEPT THEY CANT BECAUSE THEY SUCK AND THIS EIGHT-LEGGED CUNT DESTROYER WILL TURN THEIR BRAINS INTO A SLUSHIE AND EAT THEM LIKE AN INSECT GO-GURT.

i just saw this in our window and shat myself

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    Legitimately died reading this.
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    Spiders are my favorite non-mammal, non-fish/underwater being, and non-bird living creature!
  9. ascretekos reblogged this from lucinthesky and added:
    spiders are so fucking rad.
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  11. idostuff said: best. ever.
  12. jimdewitt reblogged this from pschlieter and added:
    i just saw this in our window and shat myself
  13. bclikesyou said: well said!
  14. identifying-with-fruit said: ERGH SPIDERS also holy shit your windows are gonna be so tpr.
  15. maeby said: Dude you killed me with this lol
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